SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Ma

SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?

FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.

Sardar: Oh Tu

Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..

Coleg me hmse 1 Q's Pucha Gyar

Coleg me hmse 1 Q's Pucha Gya
Larki k Behosh Hone Pr Usy Kidhar Hath lgaogy?
Ans:" PU_S_"


Jinho ne PULSE Kaha Vo Doctor Bngye
Baki Sb kaminey Mere Dost Hn ;)

Mehmaano k aanay se pehlay agr

Mehmaano k aanay se pehlay agr kala namak
or MOOLI k parathy kha k bethen to 
mehman jldi chly jaty hai or dubara nhi atay
Zubaida aapa k totkay ;)

Usne mere Saamne Beth Kr Bohat

Usne mere Saamne Beth Kr Bohat Ghamgeen Lehje mein Kaha,
Agar Tum Mujhe isi Tarah Ignore Karte rahe to DeKhna Main eK din Tumhein chor K chali jaongi..
Maine Muskura Kr Uski Aankhon mein DeKha or Dheere se Kaha:
NiKal Shabaash
Bachiyan Bohat..

Punjabi salesman bargainin

Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady

baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni

labda,

kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne,

shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

Rat ho chuki thirnEk darkht ki

Rat ho chuki thi

Ek darkht ki shakh pe ek waila Bulbul lotay jesa mu bana k betha hua tha

Wahan se ek jugnu ka guzr hua to usne bulbul se pucha

Bhotni k abi tk ghr nhi gaya yahan betha kya chholay kha rha ha?

Bulbul tapp k bola

"ani deya, tu ty piche UPS fit karwaya hova ae

saday ghr lite nai ay!

Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr A

Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr Aati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nzr Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen ?

Hr Page Pe "SHEELA" Ki Tasvir Nzr ati hai....