SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Ma

SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?

FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.

Sardar: Oh Tu

Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..

Mehmaano k aanay se pehlay agr

Mehmaano k aanay se pehlay agr kala namak
or MOOLI k parathy kha k bethen to 
mehman jldi chly jaty hai or dubara nhi atay
Zubaida aapa k totkay ;)

Punjabi salesman bargainin

Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady

baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni

labda,

kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne,

shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

Rat ho chuki thirnEk darkht ki

Rat ho chuki thi

Ek darkht ki shakh pe ek waila Bulbul lotay jesa mu bana k betha hua tha

Wahan se ek jugnu ka guzr hua to usne bulbul se pucha

Bhotni k abi tk ghr nhi gaya yahan betha kya chholay kha rha ha?

Bulbul tapp k bola

"ani deya, tu ty piche UPS fit karwaya hova ae

saday ghr lite nai ay!

Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr A

Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nzr Aati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nzr Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen ?

Hr Page Pe "SHEELA" Ki Tasvir Nzr ati hai....

Teacher: pakistan k kitne soob

Teacher: pakistan k kitne soobe hain.?
Pthan: chaar,
Teacher:Good
Pehli dfa sahi jwab dia hy chalo ab un k naam btao.?
Pthan:
1.Mashriq¤
2.Magrib¤
3.Shumal¤
4.Junob¤

During The Match, Batsman LBW

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

Aik Sardar Doosre Se: "Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhty Hain,
Yahan Tou Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai or Cheekh Bowler Rha h."

Boy:Shadi k lye kon c Date rak

Boy:Shadi k lye kon c Date rakhen?

Girl:22 DEC

Boy:Koi Khas Waja ?

Girl:(Sharmatay hoye)Suna hai Saal ki Sub se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai...

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy rnTum Lo

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo'n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe'n Totke
Batati Raho'n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
...Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy
SsssssssssHhhh
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.
.
.
.
Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein :

1 Bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai s

1 Bacha jiski umr 3 saal hai sham se Ghar Nahi aaya LaaL Rung ki chaddi pehna hua hai.

Jis kisi ko Milay fouran,

Uski chaddi utar k Poti saaf kar dein.

Shukriya

Date pe girl frnd ko le jana h

Date pe girl FRIEND ko le jana ho to usko Burqa'a ya Naqab pehna lo.

Is tarha Shabbir b nai dekhe ga or MUNNI badnam b nai hogi

Zubaida Apa k jawani k Totkey:-)

*. . .Pathan to wife: in roman

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

kitnay nadan thay tufann ko ki

kitnay nadan thay tufann ko kinara smjha.

byjan saharon ko sahara samjha.

kitnay kam zarf thay wo log jo sahill par thay.

mujay nanga dykha our nzara samjha.

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver Young

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:

Bhai Speed Slow Kro

Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.

Father to Son Agar

Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna

Next Day

Father: Kiya bana

result ka?

Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho

Wife; agar main

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon,

to ap mujhy kia

dain gy?
.
Husband; Dhaaakaaaa

Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?

Student slowly and Innocently

replies:With a pencil mam

pathan: larki se

pathan: larki se

I love u...

Larki:tameez se baat kro...

Pathan: "BISMILLAH ERAHMAN ERAHEEM"

I love

u.

2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay.

Waha sheshy k box my 1 dancha dekha.Jis pr likha tha.

1557 BC.1 bola

aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.

Dosra bola ha s lye to truck ka number diya hy.

Sardarji:There are

Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I

asked them