SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Ma

SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?

FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.

Sardar: Oh Tu

Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..

Teacher: pakistan k kitne soob

Teacher: pakistan k kitne soobe hain.?
Pthan: chaar,
Teacher:Good
Pehli dfa sahi jwab dia hy chalo ab un k naam btao.?
Pthan:
1.Mashriq¤
2.Magrib¤
3.Shumal¤
4.Junob¤

During The Match, Batsman LBW

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

Aik Sardar Doosre Se: "Log Hum Ko Pagal Samajhty Hain,
Yahan Tou Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai or Cheekh Bowler Rha h."

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy rnTum Lo

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo'n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe'n Totke
Batati Raho'n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
...Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy
SsssssssssHhhh
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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein :

Father to Son Agar

Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna

Next Day

Father: Kiya bana

result ka?

Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho

Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?

Student slowly and Innocently

replies:With a pencil mam

BACHA: mummy muje es dukan

BACHA: mummy muje es dukan se PATAKHy lene hain.

MUMY: beta ye dukan

nhi girls hostel hai.

BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k shehr k sary

PATAKHy yahan hain..

Sardar was writing something very slowly

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
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Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
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Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Why did?

What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a dozen eggs?
A very hairy omelet.

Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Why do skeletons not go to horror movies?
Because they have no guts.


Why did everyone run out of Hungry Jacks?
Because somebody dropped a Whopper.

same room and one is on top

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ’Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?’

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. ‘It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.’

Little Tony said, ‘Oh, OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ’Grandma,it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy ‘s mum wants to talk to you.’

Headache

 Teacher: I’d like you to be very quiet today, girls. I’ve got a dreadful headache.

Jane: Please, Miss ! why don’t you do what mum does when she has a headache?

Teacher: What’s that?

Jane: She sends us out to play!

Kilometre

Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ?
Peter: It’s easy sir even an infant could tell it.
Teacher : Then tell me.
Peter : Sir a kilometre is the distance in meters you can travel by carrying a load of a kilogram.

A young teenager

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her
mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies
come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”

A young teenager

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her
mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies
come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”
“Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.
“But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”

Mummy put you in charge

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

This is my father

The telephone rings in the principal’s office at a school.
Hello, this is Dunn Elementary, answers the principal.
Hi. Tony won’t be able to come to school all next week, replies the voice.
Well, what seems to be the problem with him?
We are all going on a family vacation, says the voice, I hope it is all right.
I guess that would be fine, says the principal. May I ask who is calling?
Sure. This is my father!

Gambler Kid

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, “I think I broke his gambling”. The father asked how and she said, “He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.”
“DAMN!” said the father.
“What’s wrong?”, the teacher asked.
Little Johnny’s father said, “This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher’s butt before the day was over!”

Knock Knock Kid

Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!  

I would be a bus driver

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ”What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!”

Now she knows

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to
investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…
“Now she knows.”