Mooli kay 2 Faiday

Mooli kay 2 Faiday Hotay hain,
1st: Mooli sey aap Saled bana sakty hain,
2nd:
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Mooli Walay Parthy,
I know tum to hameesha ghalat he Socho gy.

Shaadi k pehle

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!

Wo kOn c Movie Hai.........

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay,or Entertain Ho Jatay hO?
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Think.?
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"MR.BEAN"
U dirty mind

Hand In Hand

Four stages of a girl and boy friendship:
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1. Hand in Hand.
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2. That in Hand.
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3. Hand in That.
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4. That in That ....!

Teacher ko maa samjho

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Girl to riksha wala

Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

Diffrence

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb