“Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.”
“Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?”
“Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.”
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
10 year old Timmy
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is gay.
“Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.
Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”
his babysitter is gay.
“Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.
Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”
Mom and Dad
Two kids are talking to each other. First says, I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food, My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!
The other kid says, What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!
The first kid says, What if they try to escape?
The other kid says, What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!
The first kid says, What if they try to escape?
Now she knows
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to
investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…
“Now she knows.”
sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to
investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…
“Now she knows.”
Knock Knock Aladdin
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
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