Santa Banta

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

Bhol V janda Aey

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)

Faraz

Hamari qismat ka ye pehlu to zara dekho
“Faraz”
jab humne usey kaha:
“I LOVE U”
wo boli
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Ada mekoon angraizi kainy andee.:-

China Ka Bakra Yaa Kutta

Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ…
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Ek bewafa ny hum ko China ka bakra keh k Kutta baich daya..!!
(__) MADE IN
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Zamanay k darr se Uski tasveer Toilet mein laga rakhi hai

Zamanay k darr se Uski tasveer Toilet mein laga rakhi hai…… Faraz
Wah wah wah
Deedar-e-yar ho bar bar,
Is liye motion ki Goli kha rkhi hai…!

Funny Non Veg Poetry

Jidhar Bhi Dheko Yaroo Ishq Kay Bemar Bhete Hain
Hazaroon Maar Gaye Lakin Lakho Tiyar  Bhety Hain
Barbad Kartay Hain Khud Ko Larkiyo Kay Pichy Bhag Kar
Phir Khetay Hain Nokri Tu Lagwa Do BerozGar Bhet Hain

Funny Joke on Justin bieber

Once A Man Slappes To The Goat.
Goat Started Crying
‘bey bey bey bey hOo bey bey bey bee’
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‘bey bey bey bey hOo bey bey bey bee’
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.’bey bey bey bey hOo bey bey bey bee’
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Today that goat iz known as