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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

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