Texaco buy oil from her
she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
her freckles slipped off.
the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
she uses bacon as a band aid.
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