SANTA SINGH GETS HOME EARLY
FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING
FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES
UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED
ON THE BED,
SWEATING AND PANTING.
“WHAT’S UP?” HE SAYS: “I’M HAVING
A HEART ATTACK,” CRIES THE
WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO
GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS
HE’S DIALING, HIS
4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND
SAYS “DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE
BANTA IS HIDING IN
YOUR CLOSET AND HE’S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!”
SANTA SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN
AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE
BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING
WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH,
THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY
NAKED, COWERING ON THE
CLOSET FLOOR.
“YOU IDIOT!” SAYS THE
HUSBAND: “MY WIFE’S HAVING A
HEART ATTACK AND YOU’RE
RUNNING AROUND NAKED
SCARING THE KIDS!”
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