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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Yo Momma so Tall

 Yo mama is so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama is so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama is so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

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